A thick and tangled debate, what is the most important ability of them all? Is the might involved with strength? The durability one gains with constitution? How about the agility that accompanies dexterity? Or is it one of the brains-related – intelligence and wisdom? You might guess (and you’ll be right) that the last is no least, if you said any of the previous, you were wrong; the most beneficial trait of them all is charisma…

I’ll explain – you see, I know this guy, his ruler’s not so straight, he’s as weak as a twig and suffers indigestion and other ailments just for breathing, the only thing his two years of baseball taught him was how to approach a styrofoam sphere and paint the inner plains on it. I’d mention wisdom or intelligence but a person who can’t grasp the basics when it comes to a picture of Durtiz taking a huge dump after weeks in the manticore or add 3 numbers in his head (not to mention the vast computer experience with ICQ…). Basically having the average of 4.5 in all five abilities, yet this Fagster managed to attract a large body of troll followers and got accepted to an establishment which many strive to venture into (and get their lives + other body parts sucked away), you see how charisma is the most supreme ability of them all?

We had a guest last time, I thought I recognized the odor, but only when I heard the worm-hole opening (sending shivers down my spine…) did I realize what’s in store, congrats to bender, who managed to make his most graceful bend ever, too bad you’re leaving your monk/fighter/envelope opener (by the way, it was so obvious what will happen when we saw you with the complete fighter guide…) to the mercy of the world soon…

So, how does it feel to be “good”? I’m thinking of running a poll as to how long will it take Lou well hung to make a pact with some fiend, but who am I to judge (or be skeptic…).

Anyways, good luck, and remember, we know what you did with your last character…

You might have noticed I’m putting the lid on the online picture section, it’s taking forever to upload, if you don’t want it by mail, let me know…

I have also made some cut backs to the length of the text portion (sorry guys…), I hope things will improve next semester…

Allow me to finish with a small request, could we all (myself included) just stop the pettiness of unimportant things? It gets further every time (the latrine argument was a brain buster, I’m sure), keep in mind that the concubine of the president (of the gay biker club) will soon venture to the civic festhall and who knows if he’ll have the time to meddle with our crap…

With a warm “Goodbye Yoav” + pinky shake I’ll leave you with the Good Idea / Bad Idea…

Having a girlfriend…

Having a girlfriend of your own age (welcome back bender) and species (Yoav)…

Celebrating the anniversary of every 3.6 days since “the first time we consummated our love” (mixed with tonic)…

Having a fiasco with your girlfriend in the middle of dinner thus having to eat your anniversary meatball dinner in the bomb shelter…

Being so smug when it comes to eluding your Barbazu girlfriend not considering the remote (yet possible) option she might read this one day…